I can't believe I'm doing this, but.
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I've seen a lot of injuries from the latest attack. If anyone has a non-crab-related injury, I am going to be working over at Madison Square Garden in the clinic. If you have an interesting injury, you get priority.

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Well, that was interesting.

Apparently, the crabs have infested my apartment building. Luckily, I saw them inside before they saw me outside, and I turned back the way that I'd came. I suppose I'm staying away from that place now, so...

Anyone willing to put me up for a night or so?

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I wonder how well this thing works for communicating.

It's been an interesting past couple of days for me. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I feel like I've been hit in the face repeatedly with a sledgehammer, and that's even AFTER I've had a dose of vicodin.

So I want to do something normal. So I'm hosting a poker game at my place. It's in Harlem. 130th street. You can't miss it; it's the only building still standing.

Who's in?

As a side note, I need to get myself over to the hospital and see what's going on. I suppose I could be useful there. As long as people don't annoy me too much.

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I kind of wish I'd kept a couple of those nurses around from the convention; maybe it wouldn't have taken me so long to fix my leg and take care of that nasty infection.

Anyone know where I can get some vicodin around here?

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